alfonsourban:

I’m going to KILL BILL

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Reblog if you did not know that Usher fought in the Vietnam War

mellarkia:

Ellen reads 50 Shades of Grey (x).

(via vonkarmas)

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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shavingryansprivates:

“music is my life :)” i say as i walk down the street listening to fall out boy on my 2nd generation ipod nano. but what’s this? the sound suddenly cut out! i quickly pull out my 2nd generation ipod nano to see that the battery has run dry. “NO!” i scream as i begin sprinting towards my home. it’s too late. i collapse on the sidewalk and die. 

ordinary people’s names:

• john smith
• adam johnson
• amy williams
• emma grey
• alan richardson

psychologists’ names:

• hélvichant merllovichh
• elebriANson carlovarlovish
• michaΣthj IJkaroonkev
• perjɷfrocheṰen K8hygentèviçççhon
• kaRynnƃɊhojɚ mMyrnϢƃɊmachoʓʥsrogovich

buttfrump:

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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